(Chat Series) @Carolinaware's Own The Chat Series with @TANlAAA

Back with another installment. Been awhile..











We are back here at Carolinaware's Own The Warehouse with the Chat Series. This time we are going to take a DIFFERENT APPROACH TO THE SERIES. Oh it is still going to be an interview trust me. This one is going to get a little 'dirty' though...as well as dispel some shit, probably 'ignite' some shit and just...well..BE THE SHIT...

She one of my favorite follows on Twitter as she is a straight shooter like me. We GO WAY WAY BACK in this Internet shit which we will get into PRETTY QUICKLY in the Interview.

She is a former 2 X Chromosome of the Week here. She is HEAVY out here on Twitter if you use it like that. Some of you have seen her tweets glide across your TL once or twice. Hell, some of you either love her, hate her or don't know enough truth to do either. We are going to fix SOME OF THAT today hopefully. So keep scrolling down, 'cause I know you are interested as if you weren't you would not have clicked the link, and dig in to this latest installment of 'The Chat Series' with Carolinaware... 





Carolinaware = Bold text
Tania = Lets see just how smart some of you really are or if you are as smart as you mouth off to be on Twitter.

CW- Evening ma'am. We are gonna get RIGHT TO IT.. Tell the good folks how old you are, your ACTUAL NATIONALITY/RACE/WHATEVER FOLKS WANT TO CALL IT (Yes, Mr./Mrs Know It All, we ALL KNOW THERE IS A CORRECT TERM. Calm that shit down right now though..@ some of you), WEIGHT and location.. *
Age: 22

Nationality: Puerto Rican

Height: 5'4ish

Weight:
HA! This is where the mystery comes to an end... I'm 175














Hometown/location: Milwaukee, WI

(Blogger's note) Shit just got real no? @ the information. I know....keep reading though...Stand up woman I tell you. Salute to HER FOR ANSWERING THAT QUESTION.




CW- First of all, we have a lil history so we are gonna just CUT TO THE CHASE OF THAT REALLY QUICK.

Were you on Crushspot? (Of course I know the answer but yeah..) Let the folks know.. Reason I ask is because I think that is IMPORTANT TO NOTE that you have 'experience' at this 'Internet shit'.

T- YES! My first name on there was _sl0re and then I changed it to simple ass 'tania.'

CW- The good ole days. What up Vern? (Founder of Crushspot who lived out in Vegas. Shoutout to the homie who branched off with Paxed too. I see you out here in these Twitter streets cuh.). Lot of alums ALL OVER TWITTER/TUMBLR from that spot. These 'new niggas out here acting like they 'invented the Internet' or ANY OF THIS SHIT they are doing is new though. 2001 says Hello. So this isn't your 'first' Internet' experience like it is for some of these new niggas out here?

T- Naaah. I've been around since the AOL days, actually. I got a couple years under my belt. Lol


CW- Same here. Hence the words I just gave in the last response.. Straight no chaser question next... Do you have a man? I mean again, you answer this all the time but cats are dense out this bitch so LETS JUST PUT THAT SHIT OUT THERE as of today...


No sir, I do not. I am currently speaking to someone, though. ;)


CW- I guess this is the part where I am supposed to ask if he is on Twitter huh? Nope. Not gonna do it. You will let folks know THAT ONE when you (or him) are ready. Lotta smoke talk on your daily feed too. Tell me something....Are you REALLY OUT HERE SMOKING SOMETHING every SINGLE DAY like you tweet? Cats wanna know..




T- Fuck yeah I am. I smoke every day of the week. No reason for me to lie. It's how I stay sane on twitter! Lol



CW- Aight..we have asked some PRETTY BASIC QUESTIONS albeit one that NOBODY PROBABLY THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE THE GUTS TO ANSWER but now lets get deep with it one time...

ARE YOU A PART OF BLACK TWITTER? Please clear this up for me. If NOT, then how is it that you ALWAYS seem to find yourself on the 'receiving end' of numerous tweets from the folks who 'are'? If you are, what is your ranking within its hierarchy? Why isn't there a Latin Twitter btw in your opinion?

T- I don't really think I'm a part of Black twitter per se (Blogger's Note: Better get your dictionary/Thesaurus out before you question the spelling..Don't get embarrassed @ questioning it...) , but a lot of the people that fuck with me would put me in that group. I wouldn't though for the simple fact that I'm not lonely, bitter, malicious, or bored with my life to even wanna be a part of that group. I'm at my own 'table'... I just feel like since I'm confident and speak my mind, a lot of people find that reason enough to not like me. But fuck it, slander is love.



CW- (Looks at the camera..Ya'll niggas entertained yet? @ that last answer) 

Without naming names, approximately how many of your followers have a 'I hate that bitch' in public/"I want you BITCH' relationship with you in your DMs? You know, sending them shots on Twitter but trying to 'take shots' at the pussy?

T- Lord, there's A LOT. It's mostly the niggas that I use to fuck with but ended up not talking anymore that are the most bitter. It's a pattern with these niggas.

CW- I can't wait to hear the 'yelping' in your TL about that ANSWER. @ the hit dogs. Welp. Next question.. This is one I see crawl through your mentions every once in awhile so I thought I would give you the platform to address it.


ARE YOU AND 'Darling Niki' (that's one 'k' you ignorant fucks...GET IT RIGHT!) sisters? Just settle this shit once and for all..RIGHT HERE..
Lovers?

T- LOL.  Nah we aren't related at all. As far as lovers, if she let me for one night I'd show her what I'm about! Just kidding just kidding. Love you Niki!!

CW- Are there any of your followers that you would LEGIT meet up with and smoke with? (Nothing more)
T- Man hell yeah!  I actually do that all the time. But to be honest, a good portion of the time people want something from me In return so it's hard to just chill and smoke. ;(


CW- Again, but nobody 'wants' you according to some of these niggas..:) That dispels that one. Who is your favorite RAPPER/ACTOR/CELEB that you follow on Twitter? Why?

T- Lol I don't really follow any of those to be honest besides Joe Budden. And I follow him for the thirst traps he be settin. Loooord yes!!!

CW- There you go with that honesty and shit again.. (Covers ears) I'm just fucking with you. I think we all have a 'superficial follow' or a 100...Fuck it. Aight then, how about this...Who is your favorite 'non celeb', that you follow?

@carolinaware, @gemsdrunk @NinoBeige just to name a few.. Y'all  have always been supportive and shit when shit hits the fan on Twitter. I appreciate that a lot because I don't have many people there for me when shit like that happens. I really do love y'all.

CW-  I guess I should say I didn't prompt you to say that shit but these skeptical ass niggas.....You know what? Fuck 'em though. Thank you for that. I appreciate that. For real. You know me. I don't conform. Not in my nature. At all. I don't give a fuck WHO it is. So anytime I see that in someone else, I gravitate towards it. You are always good money over here. EVEN WHEN WE DISAGREE.. (Shocking...people really do that and can still be cool. What a concept? You niggas should try it sometime.. Here's another one I noticed. You KEEP A BAD YOUNG LADY IN THAT TL OVER THERE. I mean they are a FLOCK OF 'EM. How is it that you seem to have ALL OF THOSE SEXY LADIES following you on Twitter?

T- I'M A CHICK MAGNET DUUUUUH. LOL But nah, pretty chicks always attract other pretty chicks. I'm just blessed to have them on my team.

CW- 'Cause I walk like a Pimp and talk like a Mack...@ that answer. I love it. Aight lets get into the next part: 


The body and what it might 'do':


Tell me WHAT your favorite part of YOUR body is? Tell me what the folks who AREN'T HIDING BEHIND THE MASK OF A COMPUTER who SEE YOU IN PERSON tell you they like the best about your features?

T- My thighs, no doubt about that. They're so soft and awesome like pillows. Lol  People love me from head to toe though for real. The most features people compliment are my eyes, my smile, and of course my BUTT! ;)

CW- Oh WE HERE AT Carolinaware's Own KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT LOVE.. I still remember the numbers your post did when folks found out there was an ass shot of you on here.. All types of different IP addresses showing up on the Stat Tracker that day boy let me tell ya.. Aight..now we have to talk about your movement. Don't coy on me now either... 


Tell me in DETAIL why you are such a staunch advocate of the 'Eat the butt' program? Matter of fact, for those of who may be 'ignorant' to the movement, take this time to go on ahead and BREAK IT DOWN FOR 'EM..






T- Man listen, that shit feels amazing. It's like heaven when a nigga makes out with the bootyhole. I've actually came off the act. And for those who think a nigga gotta stick his whole tongue in the ass, naw. He ain't got to. He can just lick around it, massage/Flick it with his tongue ;) that's how I like it, actually.

CW- (BALLOON KNOT!! - Phontigallo) Now that's how you fucking answer a question. From now on, THAT'S HOW YOU ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ON TWITTER...Oh wait..you do...My bad... Aight next question... Again...so niggas KNOW IT IS REAL... On AVERAGE, how many SERIOUS offers do you get from your followers to 'join the Eat the butt' program by making a 'personal umm...'donation' to the program?

T- Lol COUNTLESS! I don't like to brag but my DMs and mentions really do stay packed with the requests. It's always nice to see that I have men willing to do anything to eat my butt lol

CW- (Birdman hand rubs) If you EVER have any issues with cats acting up...nevermind..we can sidebar about alladat later... Next question! Do you have any piercings besides in your ear?

T- Yes, my lip, and my hood. Nipples coming soon!

CW- Well now... That sounds...Focus Carolinaware..focus nigga..... Aight since we are already down and dirty with it outchea....Sloppy mouth only or sloppy with the hands and the mouth?
T- It wouldn't be right if I wasn't getting sloppy with my hands involved too!


CW- If you aren't getting sloppy you aren't doing it right.. @ my motto. I fucks with it. Even though I don't smoke, COUNTLESS NUMBERS of my blog followers (and your followers do too) DO SMOKE So this next question is for them... Smoked out session or weed free?


T- Smoked out session EVERY DAY.

CW- Bikini or one piece? 

T- Bikini most definitely.

CW- Best beach you have EVER BEEN TO?

T- Culebra Beach in Culebra, Puerto Rico. Beautiful place. The water is crystal clear.

CW- Give me three spots in your town that if I visit, I HAVE TO GO TO EAT AT.

T- Sobelmans Tallgrass, Mazos, and Kopps. All burger joins that have amazing burgers.

CW- This next one is important. I see you tweet it often but I have to ask you.....Are THE 'PICTURES' that you receive REALLY SAFE WITH YOU? @ you not leaking flicks...
T- Yes they are. I've never leaked anyone's pics and I don't plan on it. If I was that person I couldve been exposed half the niggas that come at me on a daily basis. But I'm chillin. I'm too cool for that. ;)

CW- Stunt on playgirl...Stunt on.. @ you shining on niggas right now.. Same ones probably doing the dissing. Is it really 'just Twitter' for some of the folks you follow or this shit just a bit more in YOUR OBSERVATION?

T- It's never 'just twitter' ... These people out here fucking their followers, catching feelings, and having babies with em. Fuck all that 'it's just twitter' shit. It's still real life

CW- Tell these motherfuckers ONE MORE FUCKING TIME PLEASE... Aight, we are about to go a little deeper..Have you ever been 'propositioned' to be flown out by one of your followers? Would you go?

T- Oh of course. A couple of my followers want me in their city, but to be honest I don't take these niggas seriously. They just be talking. Making it sound good.

CW- Duly noted and good to hear. I see ya'll out here too. Putting your bids in. I ain't mad at cha- Pac. Aight LAST QUESTION...  Would you be open to a 'Tweet up' of some sorts involving your 'safe' followers? (Obviously not the assholes 'cause..well...they are assholes...lol)

T- Yeah I would. I'm all about having a good ass time. Smokin and drinking. No drama. Hell yeah I'd be down for that!!




CW- THANK YOU LOVE for putting up with my questions... I appreciate that. Hopefully, we put some bullshit to rest today, INFORMED SOME FOLKS and put others on notice outchea with this..




T- It was definitely not a problem doing this for your blog. You know im a big supporter so ill do anything for you & the blog. I just thank you for giving me the web space to show people who i really am in a way. I appreciate that. So Thank YOU! ;) ❤




* NOW YOU KNOW WE MUST BE COOL. I love her for that. @ revealing her weight. Secure woman right there. Fuck what you heard.

(Music) In Today's 'Where Are They Now?" The artist formerly known as Envyi now known as @sioux_lane

So I asked this question BELOW on Twitter right....*

 http://twitter.com/carolinaware/statuses/192233610915487744

The picture ABOVE was the response I got....From the artist. So now you know. The kicker? I heard this song below and HAD NO CLUE HER. (Obviously not from THIS LINK as it SAYS HER NAME and former name in it...) Hence me not ever looking her up on Twitter under that name. You GOTTA LOVE TWITTER.....(Awaits new music from Sioux Lane now...)

 

Who? @ some of you youngins asking me..THE GAL SANGING..'SHAWTY SWING MY WAY....SHAWTY SWING MY WAY...."





*It should be noted that most times I ask this question ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS answers and truthfully I am more than likely to be the one to POINT OTHERS IN THE DIRECTION OF ARTISTS ON TWITTER. So it was nice to have MY OWN QUESTION ANSWERED FOR ONCE.

(Video) 43 Arrested After Bragging About Murdering People On Facebook And Twitter

I have told some of you to tone it down. Do you see why now?

(Pictures) Salute to our new follower on Twitter... @IAmArieSymone..

Definitely looking forward to more from her.

(Sports) Meanwhile, THAT IS NOT WHAT @JimIrsay said about Peyton...He is NOT out for the season yet...

I am no doctor but I wouldn't bring him back. I understand Jim not ruling him out though.

(Words) Fifteen (or less) % diss.........Follower/following post....

* (Words)= Not Pictionary. So if you are against reading.....beat it.


I'm not going to throw stones and hide my hands on ya'll. I see a lot of that these days. I will be RESPECTFUL but I won't say 'the whole post was to prove' some other outlandish shit that was or is the total opposite of what you are about to read. I am going to write this 'rant' style...Just let the words flow..I am NOT A JOURNALIST nor will I claim to be...



The 15% niggas and their 'fans'.....Moreso....their fans...


The 15% (or less) diss derives from my theory of how cats who follow this amount of their followers, or less view and act on Twitter. Now obviously there is a 'starting' point at how many followers one has before I think that it begins to effect how those folks tweet. I'd say the cut off is somewhere between 2k-5k, depending on whose 'ear' the person tweeting has. (If they have a lot of celebs following or other 15%ers, they don't need that many followers before the 'elitist shit' starts....) 


Once a person on Twitter seems have reached these numbers, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, FOLLOWING MORE THAN 400 PEOPLE FOR THEM SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE BEING 'THIRSTY'. Or all of the sudden, they can't 'handle' that many people in their TL and poof...the unfollows start until they hit that magical 15% line. So they say...For some reason when cats numbers look like this....


Follower: 10543 Following: 1581





........Their tweets become that much more 'assholelike'.... The 'number' isn't set in stone but I know how some of you are. You just HAVE TO HAVE a benchmark so there it is. Thus the title of this shit...

15 percent (or less) diss....**

Now before you get all 'flamed' out over me calling some of your 'idols' out, hold on. Nobody here is 'mad' about your boy/girl and her numbers. If I wanted to have that number of followers, I could just get on Twitter, make asshole tweets all day and boom. Who knows, maybe some of your 'idols' used to follow me back in the day until they figured out that I might just diss them too and keep it smooth moving like shit didn't happen. I know the formula but there is more to me than that. I lose followers all the time 'cause I won't stay on the 'side of niggerance' with folks. Call it what you want but I know my followers would be ten fold if I just 'spewed the most vile ignorant' shit I could think of at the expense of others. I don't though. It comes out when it needs to and when those folks that follow me because it came out see that I don't do it on the regular, they unfollow. Which is what many of your 'idols' have done. It is also why I usually don't follow them back. I already know they will unfollow eventually. Par for the course. 

Anyhow, because of this fifteen percent epidemic, we have cats that are liable to say anything and their 'legions' of followers are liable to try to 'leave your mentions in shambles' (How one does that to something that is neither physically maintained by you personally or on your person is beyond me but that is how folks view it...shrugs) with their insults and defense of the 15%er. Matter of fact, the lower the follow back ratio gets, the HIGHER THE STANNING GETS. Let me give you an extreme example of a cat that allegedly, you should be very wary of if they have a follower ratio like this...


Followers: 20,000 plus Following: 200 




Get your calculators out of if you don't know the percentage of follower/following ratio. Here's a hint. It starts with 1 and it is less than 10.... I won't use the 'crutch phrase' everyone uses 'cause I loath it (I can't understand why......fill in the blank) but I will say this. There must be a special kinda voodoo that niggas are putting in people's DM boxes that makes a nigga follow someone who feels like out of ALL THE PEOPLE that follow them, that laugh at their jokes, RT their shit, only TWO HUNDRED are worthy of a followback. TWO HUNDRED. LOL Yeah.....And damm near all of them will 'Twitter kill you' for this nigga if you so much as 'disagree' with him/her. 




Why do I 'care' about the number of folks they follow back? I care to the point that it will determine if I am going to follow them and that is about it. It is simple. These folks aren't robots. They are people. As people, we have a way of letting folks know what we REALLY THINK ABOUT THEM based on our actions at times.*** This ratio to me speaks to me in that way and every time, sure enough, the folks whose numbers are like this are the same ones making the most asinine posts on Twitter. They make some of the WORST MUSIC ON Twitter TOO AND get a lil too gassed when the bitches they are trying to fuck**** dig that shit. Cats are out here all the way tripping with their ideals and philosophies on Life. Speaking in absolutes and shit and haven't really done shit or researched it enough to know that: 


A. The shit they are complaining/claiming they 'discovered'/whatever about has been going on SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. Especially when the topic comes to woman. Hate to break it to some of you niggas but some of ya'lls Mommas, Aunties and that sweet little old lady who used to watch you get on the bus because your Momma worked to jobs because Dad left ya'll high and dry were, by your loose definition, hoes too....Or maybe that is where it is coming from? Your ability to intimately relate? Hey, I'm just asking the 'tough love' questions ya'll favorite 'idols' seem to be able to ask that get you to kee kee'in and RTing all up and down my TL. It's just satire* my nig...Relax....-_-

Oh it isn't 'gender' specific either. There are about four or five, female idols out here too. Don't get it fucked up. I see ya'll retweeting the BULLSHIT outta some....well...BULLSHIT. Again, with the ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS....Some that even mirror the dudes....It is all good until some shit like 'Idris' pops off. Then it is 'Don't speak about us like that..." What did you expect? An asshole is an asshole and they spray the gun where they see fit. I just wonder what took ya'll so long 'cause they have dissed the whole lot of you before now. Maybe you weren't paying attention.....




Another favorite topic of the 15%ers seems to be 'private accounts' and blocking folks. I wonder why THAT IS? 

Lets see, a private account is one you can't 'list' so you can 'follow' without actually following...It seems you take that option away from some folks and they get mad. They also tend to not like the fact that they can't 'drop in your TL' without you knowing, make 'speculation based jokes that sound true 'cause...well...THEY WERE ON YOUR TL so they are true, and then FEIGN 'ABOVE IT ALL STATUS' by saying 'I don't follow you/I just looked at your TL for the first time today'.....Thus looking like a 'genius' to their dopey ass followers whom will then shower them with RTs of 'Get 'em..' and all that type of stuff. I think I covered it all....Let me know if I didn't...'Cause I can't see someone who is self-centered enough to worry about what their 'follow/following back' ratio looks like caring about folks 'basically tweeting to themselves', as I have heard it said. Gonna go with no on that one. 


The blocking thing is another one. It has its place. Actual spam. Annoying stalker. You get the point. Blocking someone due to the fact that they don't agree with you though? Eh....Ditto if you are out here in these tweets BRAGGING about getting blocked by someone in your Bio. I see you lames out here. I don't see you bragging about the dude that knocked you silly that one night in the club though. Ole reverse psychology, Jedi Mind trick asses..Again, some of you are so smart you are stupid though @ idolizing these fools. 






I almost forgot my favorite....


"Stay outta my mentions bro...."

 As a joke, this shit is funny. Problem is with these hoemotional niggas, you can NEVER TELL  if it is a joke. Neither can their followers as they INSTANTLY TAKE THEIR MOUTHS OF THE DICK AND COME AND SLIDE INTO YOUR MENTIONS about @ing that person. The ironies of this happening OVER AND OVER again, are not lost on me but apparently, are lost on them. I know this because of the 'post celebratory' tweets I see after this shit goes down. A nigga can't 'question' NONE of these 'elite' non celeb twitter/D-List ass cats without that. I mean could you imagine if Mike Jordan went around playing summer ball with his 'For The Love Of The Game' clause only to have a BOOTLEG VERSION 'BabyHaroldGrantVince CarterMinerHill IV' try and play his games for him? That is what this shit is like. I @'d Mike. Not you secondary nigga. Fall back behind your idol and get your mouth back on the cock. Now....Your 'idol' is a big boy/girl. Let him/her handle it.






Ya'll ride HOARD for these people too. I see you. I'm not scared though like some of you are. When you 'disagree' with your 'idol' you won't DARE type shit that might 'offend them' or cause them to block you....





SHEIT..... I. Wish. Thee. Fuck. I. Would. If they are worth a damm, they would know we can all disagree. There is a WAY to disagree I will concur but all this cowtailing and shit 'cause a mofos 'followers' might 'slander' me (Folks I'm 99% sure I am not meeting)? Fuck that. This isn't high school. Some of ya'lls idols be DEAD WRONG and all I hear are 'crickets'. I once saw a tweet about 'tweeting from the Web' and damm if you idiots didn't take that and 'run with it'. Meanwhile, you were still....tweeting from the Web. Dissing others for doing it. This is the shit I'm talking about...Following blindly behind someone....




So yeah, the next time you ask me 'Do you follow such and such?" and I say 'No', you will probably know why. Just look at their numbers. How do I know that they 'do what I just claimed if I don't follow them? You can't be serious? You really are questioning that? 




You niggas RETWEET every damm thing they say. I'd have to mute out most of the English language, thus eliminating my TL to dust, just to 'filter their names out'. 




That's how I know. I see the RTs all the time. 

The actual 'celebs'? What about 'em? I don't usually tweet them or follow 'em. I usually list 'em honestly.  


Does this mean EVERY one with these ratios is a bad person? No. Not at all. Some are great follows and even though they don't 'follow' that many people, you can tell they interact with tons of folks. Sometimes, some folks don't need to be followed if you have enough mutual followers as your followers RT the good stuff. So I am not saying EVERYONE with these ratios is a bad person. What I am saying is that I have seen folks grow into to these habits and ways as their numbers grow. That is the correlation I am making. One should be careful not to get 'too high up on that horse' where you feel a 'filter' isn't in order because of 'how many folks follow you as opposed to how many you follow back'. Again, I have seen folks allude to that like it is a badge of honor or some shit. Naw nigga...Not to me it isn....


 


*Satire was the excuse I saw on my TL offered up today for a person who wrote a piece.  Complete misuse of the word too. (Normally this is where I would give you a link but I am not giving that NIGGA NO FUNK over here. I did enough of that on my TL.) If I am writing in jest, it is pretty clear. I don't throw stones than hide my hands. For what? Needless to say, this piece is NOT SATIRE (nor was the piece in question). Nor would I be foolish enough to claim it to be. I am speaking out on a subject. Straightforward.

**For all you mathematically challenged cats who can't do math unless a 'brick' is involved, the numerical amount is NOT SET IN STONE. You can go ahead and take the liberty of assuming that if you are within 15% of the number or so or you do any of this shit, I am talking about you too. No need to wonder. I am.

*** Yes, different folks use Twitter for different things and they 'arrive' on Twitter using different apps and methods. Some use laptops and Ipads, while others are still on smartphones. Smartphones that are actually 'dumb phones' that limit HOW they can use Twitter. I UNDERSTAND THAT. I am not stupid. I also know that some folks are on their elite shit with how they want their numbers to 'look'. I have heard folks talk about it. The 'follower' thing really bothers them.

****
I am going to use my filter and GET ALL THE WAY OFF THAT SUBJECT. I could be really foul but that would make me like them. So naw...

@PRRocket321 twitter avy though......

(Words) In Today's Edition of 'Whitey Taught You Well'.....Pot calling..straddling the fence and all the other Jedi Mind tricks..

...some of you ninjas on Twitter have MASTERFULLY managed to run under on Social Media Networks.**



I am pretty sure that I am gonna step on someone's toes here and I, unlike some of you sorry mofos, will say that I actually won't mean to step on some of them. That said, it isn't going to STOP ME from saying what I am going to say 'cause if those folks whose toes I do step on are even a 1/4th of the person they seem to be, they will get it and move on. Period. The rest? Well lets just say we will see just how tender folks are. (It is a VERY OLD SAYING. It isn't new...and yes it meant the SAME THING AS IT DOES TODAY when used..) 


Now these 'tricks' aren't new. Not at all. Folks do it ALL THE TIME IN FACE TO FACE TYPE SITUATIONS. Difference is, the words aren't typed out so it doesn't seem as 'obvious'. Which is funny because when it DOES get discovered in real life, cats hit that 'real life block button' and CUT MOFOS SMOOTH OFF. Yet there is no 'slander' then. I find that to be an interesting fact. It is almost like the total opposite attitude. Nobody gets 'in their feelings' OPENLY offline when folks  don't come around them anymore. There isn't a whole lot of 'slander' slung in real life for some reason. Wonder why that is? (Sarcastic tone)...Maybe being online has opened some sides of folks that they necessarily didn't want to come out. 

A lot of folks who profess not to 'care about them ninjas over there...' are....well.....TALKING ABOUT THEM NINJAS OVER THERE..for lack of a better word. Men and women. Lots of folks who don't 'like such and such an athlete', STAY IN THEIR TWEETS and keep company with folks who love said person so that they can 'secretly' stalk that person's every move. How else do they know so much about a person whose music, games, etc, they have only witnessed 'one time'? I mean talk to me. This is common sense here we are talking about. 


My favorite is when one of these 'quasi' famous Twitter folks. You know the 'regular folks' who just happen to have 5k or more followers but only follow lets say 200 folks...Those ratio of folks. 5k is the start up but the medium for it is lets say 8-15k followers. Still with 200-300 folks they follow. Now before you let that 'h' word fall outta your mouth, I UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYONE IS NOT WORTH A FOLLOW BACK. I dig that. I don't follow back everyone who follows me. I know that sounds harsh but I don't. What I also know THAT I HAVE SEEN SOME OF THOSE SAME FOLKS TYPE OUT that they keep that 'ratio' to look good. As in, to not look like they are out here thirsty to hear what others are saying. Which would be cool EXCEPT for the fact that these are the SAME MOTHERFUCKERS (I tried not to cuss..sorry) that are out pontificating on what folks on Twitter do. Making jokes about folks. Smack talking celebs for 'looking down on folks'. Making 'Look at how many followers you have..' jokes one minute and going on and on about how they don't 'give a fuck' about how many followers they have the next like it isn't important or some shit. 


Nigga please.....

It's almost like Priority said in that video I put up, some of you out here think you are POINT BLANK PERIOD BETTER THAN FOLKS 'cause you are out here getting RTs and shit. Nigga no. Let me stay on tangent though...

(Takes a deep breath 'cause unlike most of YOU FRAUDING ASS CATS, I can admit that I tend to get INTO what I am saying. Stop trying to act like your bitch ass is so laid back. Nobody is that laid back. Fuck is you? Cool Hand Luke?) 
 




Now where the hell was I? Oh yeah...I was talking about you 'important' mofos on Twitter. (Slow golf claps) Congratulations, you have a platform for someone to listen to you and your outrageous (at times) beliefs. I am in 'awe' at how SCARED some of you are of these folks due to the 'Two to three times...you watched them 'torture' some 'VOCABULARY CHALLENGED', egg avi having, person with 100 tweets to their name. Or the ONE TIME, they said PRETTY MUCH WHAT ALL OF US WERE SAYING about a subject (person) and it happened to 'strike a cord'. Ya'll some chicken shits for that shit man. Handing off all that power to some lil mofo behind the computer like you can't talk too. Mental midgets...the whole lot of you. @ those of you who are out here 'kneeling at the Social Media feet' of some of your favorite 'slander kings/queens' 

You wanna know what is even FUNNIER THAN THAT THOUGH? Watching TWO OF THESE SO-CALLED 'important' folks go at! I love it. It is like a Pot and Kettle contest with the grand prize being BURNT UP 4 DAY OLD PEANUT OIL WITH BURNT PIG TESTICLES ON THE BOTTOM. Whoever wins is STILL AN ASSHOLE. It always goes down the same way. 

Person A says some OVER THE LINE SHIT. Every time. He/she says some shit that would get you checked in person by even the meekest ninja. I'm talking shit that even the UNCOOLEST person (some of you are that person but since your joke game is up to par, you slide under the radar...for now..) you can think of is only going to stand for so much before they say something.  I don't know if it the number of followers that puts the battery in ninjas backs or what but they STAY TALKING REAL FLY... 

So person B responds. With an equally below the belt comment. I mean after all it is two assholes arguing here so you already know... They trade barbs. Someone produces a picture to 'express' themselves further. Someone then begins the 'speculation joke game' . It gets to the point that whoever has the most 'eager followers' wins. Rinse and repeat.  

The funny thing about that 'followers' thing though is that the 'winner' always seems to like to joke about loser's folks 'Stans' coming for them in their 'mentions'. Sidestepping the fact that their 'followers' are the only reason why they 'think they won'. lol It is COMICAL. 


"You see how his/her 'Stans' came out for my neck in my mentions though? Unbelievable how much someone rides the next person on this Internet nuts B. Ya'll see that?- Mr./Mrs Important Twitter Person says TO HIS/HER STANS looking for the co-sign. 


Now I hate to call folks stupid but.....

All of you out here who co-sign that statement for your 'leader' are JUST AS BAD as the cats who 'stanned' out for the loser. Hence the 'Pot and Kettle' reference and the 'Jedi Mind Trick' thing in the title. 


I am SHOCKED that most of you don't see this. Maybe you don't look at in this way. Now I am not saying you can't support your friends/allies/peoples or whatever you call them. What I AM SAYING THOUGH IS that you can't be out here in these streets slandering folks for the same SHIT YOU DO. At least not over here. NO SIR/MA'AM. I won't have it. I'll call you RIGHT THE FUCK OUT FOR IT. 




Here is another 'Jedi Mind' trick. Hell, this is just a straight mind fucking to me. Millions of you seem to be falling for it too. 


The ole' "I can remember EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING I WANT ABOUT YOU AND USE IT FOR SLANDER but if you remember my cat's/dog's name you sir/ma'am are ON MY NUTS AND IN MY MENTIONS TOO MUCH. 


That is a COMPLETE MIND FUCK. I see folks use that bullshit on Twitter like it is an ETB coupon. It is the most DEFLECTIVE bullshit ever. So you can JUST KNOW everything about me, what I do and be cool but I'm some type of sucker 'cause I did the same research that you did. Gleaned the same info via the RTs I see of yours and the one off glance I did to your TL like you did mine huh? 


NIGGA/BITCH PLEASE.... Miss me with that deflective bullshit. 


I see you out here running that game though. The problem seems to be with the sheer amount of STUPID FOLKS who let you though so I won't go too hard on YOU. Just know that I see your wack ass game and RAISE YOU FIVE. You lame ass. You aren't fooling anyone here. 

As for you idiots that keep pumping these fools heads up by 'patting them on the back' every time they make these STUPID proclamations, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR 'LEADER' B. Rather, they don't strike any fear over here. I know for a FACT THAT SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN OVER ON MY TL, SAW THE NAPALM AND SAID 'Naw, I ain't fucking with him..He actually might call me out on my bullshit. Let me go over here and fuck with this other person..."  So it isn't like THEY DON'T KNOW EITHER. There's a reason why I always 'invite' ya'll to get your 'favorite tweeter' to speak for you if you don't like what I am saying...lol Go get him/her. I don't give a fuck....I know their little bullshit games. Shit don't work here. 

 

 The final part that I want to touch on is 'blocking'/I've been blocked by folks out here. 


Now I don't think that talking about it is bad. I'm a lil biased on that 'cause I have talked about it. There is a line though. Some of you out here step over it all the time. We get it. You got blocked by 'such and such and such and such and such..' You don't have to tell us EVERY DAY. (I've mentioned mine 3 times outta 100k tweets..You are welcome to look through them all and find those three times..Good luck..) Some of you ALREADY ARE DOING TOO MUCH WITH HAVING THAT SHIT IN YOUR BIOS. 

It like saying 'I kicked the kickball over the wall in grade school so you better not fuck with me or I will destroy you..' @ having that shit in your bio. Sorry, it just is. Nobody who TRULY believes in what they are saying is going to 'cow down' to you because 'Big Booty Trudy' blocked your ass. Nobody is going to back down from shit that they have SEEN WITH THEIR OWN EYES 'cause 'Dwight Shag James Durant' blocked your ass. So what! I'd block your ass too if I made MILLIONS OF DOLLARS and didn't want to hear your mouth. Fuck you think they don't 'party with you regular mofos' for all the time? So they don't have to see your 'regular' ass. That's why. That goes for you 'semi famous' 'regular' mofos too. We all know there is the 'VIP' and then there is THEE VIP and we know you aren't in the latter...So getting one of them to block you is akin to your Uncle plucking you on the head when you are three. You out here bragging about that shit too huh?

Now the FLIP SIDE TO THIS is you mofos out here blocking folks FOR NO REAL REASON, calling out that you blocked 'em and then acting like you did some shit. That shit is lame. Sorry chief. It just is. Here you are out here EXPRESSING THE FUCK OUTTA YOURSELF. Saying what you wanna. Calling folks out left and right. For some of you, it is ACTUALLY YOUR 'JOB' so I understand that but that doesn't give you some invisible shield that allows you not to have shit said back. 

Some of you are out here hiding behind the 'discourse' argument too.  How can anyone have proper 'discourse' with you when you are out here blocking folks for NOT AGREEING WITH YOUR OPINION? Then in the same breath you spit that 'We all can have opinions and we should express them' shit? Come. The. Fuck. On. Nigga, you don't wanna bit more have discourse than a Klu Klux Klansman wants to have be surrounded in McDonald's by black children in the HEART OF A BLACK MECCA. Stop that shit and stop hiding behind that block button. It is funny 'cause the FOLKS that do this also seem to be a proponent of 'no private accounts'. Now if that isn't some contradictory shit....Yet, you sheeples fall for it. Eat it UP like the hungry mofos that you are. Unbelievable.

 
 Now let me say a couple of things before I push 'publish' on this post. 


I don't follow folks like this on TL on the reg. The ones I do, either via list or follow, I know what I am getting and when they do something I don't like, I say something. Period. The vast majority of the folks I am speaking on here I don't follow. So there is no need to tell me 'Well just don't follow 'em." 'cause I don't. Some have tried to follow me and I never returned the follow. The things in this post are why honestly. I have had folks ask say 'My folk wants to know why you don't follow him/her....." So for those of you who know you asked me that, here you go. Your folks are assholes. I have enough of those in my TL thank you. My followers do follow said assholes though and they RT them. I have a decent amount of folks I follow so I feel safe in saying what I am saying. I don't follow 100 people. I follow almost 1400 actual people who tweet stuff everyday. 


I won't say there aren't exceptions to but it is NOTHING I haven't told these folks themselves or that I haven't made available to be seen. I SAY THE SHIT ON MY TL ALL THE TIME. I know they see it. We have mutual 'friends'. They share my shit via the RTS. I think that sometimes the folks who say 'people are too sensitive' are the sensitive ones. If you 'ride' for one of the MANY MANY MANY MANY (I CAN'T SAY THIS ENOUGH..MANY...MANY) folks who fit the descriptions that I put up top and it is 'isn't that serious' when THEY SAY THESE THINGS, then you need to apply that to this post. That is if you are an adult. If you are a child, go ahead and ignore the fact that you and your 'hero' (shero) do this SAME THING EVERYDAY and keep believing that bullshit that because of the 'spirit you do it' that makes it better than doing it the way I am doing today. Keep going plair. I know better though....I will hesitate to say I am an 'asshole' by nature but I have it in me.  None of ya'll have the market cornered on being an asshole. Sorry. Don't get mad 'cause I called you or your hero/shero an asshole either. Chances are, they have said it with their chest out on more than one occasion. Deep down, they aren't hurt by it.

Go back and look at how many times I typed the word 'many'. That will answer your 'list' question and why there is a lack of 'Who' in this post. Two things I can count on. Somebody thinking THAT HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES to think that I am talking about them and that said person has enough 'stans' that will make sure they read this. I trust that you 'stans' will make sure it gets back to those who I think should read it. Fuck it. I'll let you do my dirty work for me. And you are stans if you RUN BACK AND SAY 'Look at what this nigga here typed out on his blog..' If you say it ANY WAY other than, 'Damm hate or love it, there was some truth to what he said', you are stanning out fam. Period. You can pass it on but the WAY YOU PASS IT ON will be telling. I know some of you won't be able to resist it either. That's the funny part...Yet you will be out here calling the next man's/woman's followers 'stans'..Proving one of my points up top ALL OVER AGAIN.. Besides, a 'hit dog will holler'. Ya know? I don't have to @ you or list you. You'll take offense, yelp out and we will move on.  (More like I will laugh at you for not being able to take what you dish out and your 'stans' will either ride for you or not...Makes me no matter.) How do ya'll niggas like to say it when you think you have 'won' on here?

....It's the Internet B..Don't take it so seriously...

(Chuckles) Lets see how much it is the 'Internet' now that I have basically assassinated your whole Internet character...Lets see if it is still 'shits and giggles' now or who is in 'whose feelings' now..





*(I despise the speculation joke personally. I am one for 'truth'. Nothing hurts like the truth. You really do still live with your Moms at 27 and it isn't 'by choice'? You really don't get pussy in real life? You really do have 4 children by 4 different dudes? Leave me outta the fantasy shit..Yeah...I'm going with that. All day..)





** The Whitey Taught You Well thing is pretty self explanatory I think. But I will explain it a bit anyway. It is were we take the tactics that were used against 'us' as slaves in some form AND use them to wage 'war' on each other.